Stupid Questions

 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…

 Stupid Question: – Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: – Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here…

 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…

 Stupid Question: – Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: – No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks…

 Stupid Question: – Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: – Why? Would it rather have been you?

 4. A t a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

 Stupid Question: – Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??

Answer: – No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…

 Stupid Question: – Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.

Answer: – Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

 6.  When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…

 Stupid Question: – Is the guy you’re marrying well?

Answer: – No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…

 Stupid Question: – Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer: – No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marries or not. You thought I was sleeping….you foolish man!

 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…

 Stupid Question: – Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: – No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

 9.  At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…

 Stupid Question: – Tell me if it hurts?

Answer: – No it won’t. It will just bleed.

 10.. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…

 Stupid Question: – Oh, so you smoke.

Answer: – Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!