1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question: – Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: – Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here…
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question: – Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: – No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks…
Stupid Question: – Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: – Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. A t a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: – Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer: – No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question: – Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer: – Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question: – Is the guy you’re marrying well?
Answer: – No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout…it’s just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question: – Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: – No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marries or not. You thought I was sleeping….you foolish man!
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question: – Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: – No, its autumn and I’m shedding……
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question: – Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: – No it won’t. It will just bleed.
10.. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question: – Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: – Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
ha ha good ones, love number 10 ! i d compiled a set sometime back take a look when you have the time.
This is funny….nice compilation
hey nice post!
They finally made me laugh… 😀
Yeah, you get to hear lot of them obvious questions! This was hilarious! 🙂
This was fun. Pretty hilarious!
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